“Nine Phrases and Words Women  Use”

Men listen up!!!

1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means an hour. Five minutes is only actually five minutes if she just gave you five minutes to get dressed or to finish watching the game before helping around the house or any other duty she may assign.  If you take longer than five minutes it will lead her to saying word #9 which only leads to her saying word #3 and that could result in the final word being #8.

 3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.  When the word “nothing” is mentioned this is a sign you need to buy flowers and some jewelry.

 4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

 5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

 6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

 7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question it, or faint. Just say you're welcome.  Also, if she says “Thanks a lot”, this is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you're welcome”, if you do it will only lead to “whatever”.

 8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

 9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?”   For the woman's response refer to word #3 above.